I clicked that article fully prepared for it to be dated 2025, and immensely relieved when it was dated 2021 😷

The most powerful banishing spell is “let me just put this somewhere I know I’ll remember it”

The most powerful summoning spell is purchasing its replacement

he hates that these kids can’t be exploited the way other children are.

This is so true it took the wind out of me 💀

damn I wasnt expecting that

Also if I’m the dev on this project and I’ve been told to do this, this is exactly how to implement it. Malicious compliance baybeee

I hope you successfully avoid everyone with tattoos forever, but it’s not because they’re the “unsavory” ones here

I don’t think it’s tangentially related? You have effectively contrasted the Right Thing To Do comment with your experience of the Wrong Thing To Do as well as its terrible, lifelong impact.

I too had that flavor of (let’s say unkind) upbringing and now I devote every waking moment to tearing that garbage out of me and installing something more like what u/moakley described