Uh, I have some notes. First, lead is toxic-can it be a giant blender instead?

Okay, that was my only note, actually.

Not a joke. I suspect the creation of pet rent contributed to the dilution of the concept of service animals (people insisting that Rex the psychotic chihuahua is an emotional support animal).

No, that’s frayed. Fraud is an amphibian known for hopping.

“I was thinking about that phrase ‘free as the air’ and thought ‘what if it wasn’t?’”

That headline doesn’t narrow things down much.

Alberta’s rep as the Texas of Canada seems more and more accurate every day.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.

If we fed every CEO of a Fortune 500 company into a wood chipper the only effect on the world would be fertilizing some plants.

Somewhat related, I just started Spanish lessons using Language Transfer. Fewer bells and whistles but it’s human centric.