How about a one pager?

The chat not that says Musk is a super genius and has a great body? Hmm.

Her father was a triple agent for the UK, Russia and Israel, I’m sure he’d be very proud, had he not ‘fell’ off his boat when he stopped being useful

You’d better back down before this blows up or i break down

Tubgirl reference?

CIA agents would be, CIA officers wouldn’t