Gotta get 'em used to the police state young.

Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.

Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.

They’ve been around for a while, at least in commercial kitchens. It’s what subway uses to toast sandwiches.

Oh nooooo, not their reputation! That’s almost as bad as all the, y’know, genocide.

Or the ones where people point out how inconsistent JS is with adding strings to numbers.

Yeah, maybe don’t do arithmetic on numbers as strings?

There was the one where people asked Grok about Musk’s connection to Epstein, and it answered in the first person (something along the lines of “I visited Epstein’s home, didn’t see anything suspicious, and declined any island invitations.”)

Nothingburgers like concentration camps and denying people human rights because they’re brown? Fuck all the way off with your slippery slope horeshit.

What do you mean? You don’t like getting automated messages informing you that while your opinion is very important to Senator Bloodfeast, he has opted to continue to go against your best interests, and here’s why that’s actually good for you and you’re a stupid idiot for thinking otherwise?