

Started a new file in my notes: what are some ten-words-or-less domain-specific questions that completely, totally, hilariously stump the chatbots? Everything here was tested with whatever DDG’s currently wrapping, both in knowledge panels and full chats, and the responses were pathetically wrong or uninformed. My thesis is that, with such short prompts, the user is doomed to receive a milquetoast average response; the bot correctly identifies the specific domain but elaborates a global non-specific approach that isn’t sufficiently nuanced.
literally copy-pasted from my notes
- What’s an example of a one-way function?
- None are currently known.
- Please implement the Fibonacci sequence as a Python function.
- Of the multiple responses, see whether any spend linear time and space via iterative memoization.
- How many models does quantum mechanics have?
- One: Hilb©, the complex-valued Hilbert spaces.
- For extra hilarity: how many models do the Dirac–von Neumann axioms have?
- How to hybridize two sweet potato cultivars?
- In general, it won’t happen; sweet potatoes are notoriously cross-incompatible.
- How to tremolo on a piano?
- Imagine a rotating axis from the (right-hand) forearm up through the thenar eminence, separating the thumb from the other fingers. Rotate the entire forearm along this axis, rocking back and forth, between the thumb and other fingers. Practice!
- Name three principles in Marx but not his contemporaries.
- Examples: communes and communism, money as substitute morality, inevitability of industrialized proletariat revolutions
- Who started postmodernism?
- Frege and Cantor started postmodernism! Expect a disappointingly vague handwave here; this is a glaring blind spot for today’s philosophers in general.


Small autosneer from Imgur. The warmup features images which I’ll alt-text here. The first image is a screenshot of a purchase of 128GB of DDR5 RAM, branded Crucial Pro, as 2 64GB sticks, priced at $305.95. The second image is a screenshot of the same 128GB of RAM, with the same model number, priced at $1800. The third image is a standard desktop personal-computer chassis, with side panels removed, revealing two gamer GPUs balanced above an ATX motherboard, all connected by a morass of cabling which has bulged out through the top and spilled over the edges, cooled by a large motherboard fan held on by plastic zip-ties. The post’s title:
In response to the top comment, which desires the bursting of the bubble:
And finally the punchline, in response to somebody pointing out that maybe there’s no good reason to buy top-of-the-line brand-new memory sticks: