This isn’t happening to every person in Russia, it’s happening to every person in Russia with a modern Porsche.

Assumptions can be made about the sample set.

Please God, if you exist, let this have been done by a jilted lover. Give us a sign that there’s a light at the end of the tunnel and we’re on track towards the funniest timeline.

Don’t think I haven’t worked through this in my head lol

Imo if you fuck a dude in any way, you lose straight as a title forever and you become at minimum heteroflexible.

Source: Gold Star cishet who wishes to be even slightly gayer cus damn it looks fun

Without more context hard to infer what it’s trying to say, but I think basically, 12% of the population is left handed, but before 1950 we ignored them or forced them into being right handed?

I say forced, because my dad (born in the late 40s, hella boomer) is left handed by nature and he told me as a kid his mom used to take whatever he was holding in his left hand and moved it to his right so he became right handed. Ironically he broke his right hand when I was a tween breaking up a little league brawl and started using his left again, so now he’s really ambidextrous.

He said the card company sided with DD. I guess at that point you can try and go to Visa/MC/Whomever directly but I honestly don’t know if they will even work with you or just insist it’s someone further down streams problem

As a MA resident, I have always said that we’re highly aggressive drivers but overall pretty safe as long as you can walk the walk. Just never show fear.

Its actually really easy, don’t be a fuckwit and you won’t get fucked with.