I never signed a contract to be born, or to die of old age. We don’t always get to approve of the circumstances of life.
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bisby@lemmy.worldto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Anyone else hating Shorts (the videos, not the pants or financial instruments)?English1·2 months agoIt’s far more complicated than I have made it sound. it’s not just “once every year apple go up”. You’d need to be following as much public information about a company as possible, and be keeping track of trends. Keeping track of those things is a full time job. Especially since you need to keep track of many companies. And then that will still often only get you a slight edge.
bisby@lemmy.worldto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Anyone else hating Shorts (the videos, not the pants or financial instruments)?English0·2 months agoIn theory, if you are following a company’s public financials very closely and keeping track of things, not all of the stock market is completely unpredictable.
Some companies do certain things on predictable cadences. Every year at WWDC, apple announces a new iphone, and every year the stock price goes up a bit as a result. You’re not going to triple your money in a week, but if you can get 5% in a week, you’re already doing as good as most banks offer for a whole year.
Knowing too much information is illegal. That’s “insider trading”, at which point it is completely not gambling because you already know if the stock is going to go up or down, and that’s just cheating.
bisby@lemmy.worldto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Anyone else hating Shorts (the videos, not the pants or financial instruments)?English3·2 months agoI know you didn’t ask but an opportunity to info dump is always fun.
Shorting is basically borrowing stock from someone, selling it. and then buying it back later before the person wants their stock back. Since (mostly) all shares are equal, as long as I return to the same stock, there’s no reason to hold onto a specific share.
If a stock is going down, if I borrow a share for a week, sell it for $100, then in 6 days buy it for $50 and return it to you, then I’ve just made $50.
It’s a way to make money when the stock market is going down, but is often riskier because with buying stock, you can just hold indefinitely. If I buy a $100 share, and the price goes to $0. I just lost $100. The most I can possibly lose is $100. (edit: and I sell at any point in the future when I decide. Could be 1 week, could be 30 years.)
But when shorting, you have to return the shares to the actual owner at some point, and since you sold the shares, you MUST get them back. But if I sold your $100 share, and in 6 days it is now $10,000 (this wouldn’t happen, but for example), and I don’t have $10,000, now I can’t return your share to you, and I’m in REAL big trouble. The amount of money I can lose is technically infinite, and since I don’t have infinite money to lose, it probably just devolves into legal issues.
Nano… Like… The one that has all the keybinds permanently shown at the bottom of the screen?
bisby@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The difference between programmers and testersEnglish441·3 months agoBased on the only comparison we have, the OP is twice the age of their sister. so the sister is now 44/2, or 22. Easy problem.
I didn’t realize that. I use a .xyz for a lot of my personal stuff and didn’t realize this. I wanted basically
.website
… i didnt want .com or .org or anything with tld that meant something, so xyz felt nice. Also, the domain I wanted with any popular tld was insanely expensive and i got my xyz for cheap when it was brand new (not for 1 dollar though).Maybe I need to look into new domains, but I probably will just stick with it since its primarily for personal use anyway.
Caveat: This is all written assuming the message is being written on a computer with a real keyboard. But if we’re assuming this is written on a phone, then my analysis doesn’t apply, but then again, writing a java program to execute in your messaging app is also a terrible idea. Which means we’re suspending disbelief, so I choose to believe that a computer keyboard and shortcuts are available.
Type the phrase once. Select all. copy, paste, paste (the first paste replaces what you already have highlighted, the second paste adds a second copy). Now you have 2. Control + A, Control + C, Control + V… Now you have 4.
It will take you only 7 cycles of this get 128*, you only need to copy/paste it one by one if you want to send each message separately. and even then, it’s would purely be copy the original, then paste, send, paste, send, paste send, paste, send.
Assuming you can hold down control and just hit ACVV 7 times, that’s 28 keystrokes. I’d bet I can get that done in 5 seconds or less (i tried it, it’s less than that), so now I only save 5 seconds. Which means I only get 25 seconds to write the script. Which he chose to write in java for some reason?
[print("I'm sorry") for x in range(0, 100)]
is actually a script I could write in less than 25 seconds.*And I disagree with the “reason 4” given. She didn’t say “exactly 100 times” she said “100 times before I forgive you” and to me, “before” implies
=
and not==
. So if you drop it in 128 times, that exceeds the criteria. No one has ever rescinded forgiveness for receiving extra apologies.
bisby@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Homeowner baffled after washing machine uses 3.6GB of internet data a dayEnglish16·1 year agoIts enough for me too. But not everyone has the same use case and environment. I definitely see why someone would want this.
What I disagree with is that it needs to communicate to the internet to do this. It adds delay and potential for outage if your internet is out. But they do this so they can force you to get their app and milk you for extra data to sell. Internet capable smart devices are to harvest data not grant features. Features could be done better by ZigBee and a hub, but that doesnt grant the device a way to phone home
bisby@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Cable lobby vows “years of litigation” to avoid bans on blocking and throttlingEnglish89·1 year agoOh good, if that is all true, you wont have to change anything to be compliant with new laws and should have no issue with them.
Hopefully. The thing about social platforms is that if everyone else leaves and doesnt tell them to fuck right off, it can get lonely. Xmpp still exists and im sure some people use it successfully, but its definitely not the same scale it once was
A developer shouldn’t be able to do this thing either. So unless they were the person in charge of securing things, it’s not their fault that it was even possible to do. Setup processes with oversight.
If a junior dev somehow finds a way to drop our prod database, that is on me, not them. Why did I give them access to do that?
bisby@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•No, electric vehicle sales aren’t dropping. Here’s what’s really going onEnglish7·1 year agoI still find it super weird. A (remote) coworker bought an ioniq 5 after 9 months on a wait list… 3 months later, I went to a dealership. they had one on the lot (3 actually). Was able to get one with 0 wait.
Looking at their website, they have 4 2024 ioniq 5s available right now, an SEL, SE, and 2x Limited.
So apparently my local dealership is the sweet spot. Or is this purely a Canada vs US thing?
bisby@lemmy.worldto Autism@lemmy.world•Did I do a faux pas here? I literally figuratively get more autistic when I have to txtEnglish3·1 year agoI prefer chain texts when I am engaging in a conversation. It feels more like natural conversation. As a sentence is out of my brain, the recipient has it. Sometimes the thoughts are fully organized, there’s just a linebreak between them, and it’s just a formatting distinction. But there are differences between “sending a text message to relay information” and “having a conversation via SMS”
The obnoxious part is the constant vibrate/beep per incoming message, but Android has a “minimum time between notification sounds” config option though, I imagine Apple does too, so that has never really bothered me either.
bisby@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book ClaimsEnglish3·1 year agoThey have links to all of the various social media sites for all the celebrities they track.
bisby@lemmy.worldto homeassistant@lemmy.world•I was wrong to ignore Zigbee and Z-Wave. They’re the best part of my smart home.English15·1 year agoThe internet and cloud points are my favorite. Specifically the fact that those things are out of the picture.
No VLAN configuration necessary. The hub is “the VLAN”. They literally can’t phone home because they have no route to the internet, with no extra setup necessary. For WiFi devices, I have to make sure they’re connecting to the right VLAN and controlled properly, and if I misconfigure something, they are phoning home or joining a botnet.
(This stops being as applicable if you have a sketchy hub you don’t trust, but I trust deconz and ZHA fine enough in this context).
bisby@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Russia deploying Starlink in Ukraine—reportsEnglish955·1 year agoBecause of how starlink works, they have to aim satellites specifically at areas for data to flow. They have the ability to turn regions on and off (ie, satellites over China).
They know exactly where the transceivers are and based on movement patterns, probably which side they are on.
Unless he is feeding that position data to the Ukrainian military, he knows exactly who is using them and letting it happen. He didnt sell them the dishes, but he lets them be used.
bisby@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•An airline passenger could face a $120,000 bill after fighter jets were scrambled when he joked about blowing up the planeEnglish1·1 year agobluffing a threat to the plane by snapchatting your friend would be a weird move. No one on the plane even knew a “threat” was made.
It seems like “we have no details at all about the threat (because it wasn’t actually credible), so let’s just be prepared for every situation” is the logic.
My mother in law says things like “Wow, your son is just so good with computers.” She was impressed at how “tech savvy” he was because he was able to change the brightness on her phone for her so she could show him a picture better.
A lot of our UIs are built for absolute no-thinking usability. How would you propose changing the brightness on a phone that would make it more “old people friendly”. It’s not a matter of difficulty. She just doesnt remember these things, and a different flow may not necessarily be remembered either.
And I’m not saying its her fault or that she’s bad because of it. She was raised learning how to do and remember things a certain way and that has necessarily changed over the years.
A phone can do a lot of things, so unless you want to have 100 apps on your home screen, you’ll have to group some together. For instance, putting WiFi into a Settings app. Having every individual setting just available on the home screen potentially complicates things even worse by being overwhelming.
Genuinely curious how you think things like this could be redesigned to be more old people friendly.