Shit is that my computer’s rear end? I haven’t looked in there for years! There could be intelligent rats back there pretending to be AI.
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Cake day: June 28th, 2025
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31·2 days agoCan I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash… Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?
2·12 days agoFine. I haven’t watched a single Olympic piece of shit athletic game? in like 20 years. Go ahead, ask me…who won gold for swimming in the pool like 3 or 4 times back and forth like a stupid mofo? Don’t know! Who gives a single australian cluster flying fuch? I don’t. I go swimming instead of watching swimming.
PNW… The utility decided to take our power out. It was sort of local so not complaining too much.
I wanna be a handler!
…welcome Mr Robert Pinsky Minisky. I was sent here to pick you up from the airport on behalf of great Orange leader. Where would you like to go after we take you to your room we have meny park and a huge museum special for tourism entertainment.
Oh Costco? Mr, Robert! That’s for commoners. Let me show you the place we call store. Special for tourism!
I’m glad he finally got caught on something at least with significant jail time. But…hmm transportation for prostitution? Like if I was an uber driver and a prostitute called me over for a ride, I would be in it for 10 years if she was going to a place to have sex with a guy? Like WTF!!! When did that shit happen?? Do these criminals get to be president at least? Do it twice and that’s pretty much the rest of your useful life. Think about it, you’re affecting no one, you might not even be aware. The girl may just be a total skank doing free community service bothering no one…and you get 10 years for that? For a ride? They should work a little harder and get the other more aggravating charges to stick.
In other places a Nintendo rep sues you for playing Pacman.
The carcinogen is “1,4-dioxane” if you’re wondering.
How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?