alaphic

This act of domestic terrorism brought to you by /r/im14andthisisdeep, apparently

That poor worm clearly starved to death

Dude took his grandkids swimming in a sewage infested waterway… I mean, you expect someone like that to have even the loosest grasp of anything resembling nuance?

/facepalm

The worst part is I know I looked at that earlier and was just like, “yup, no problems here” and just went along with my day, like I’m in the Trump administration or something

Or immediately question what it/its author(s) stand to gain from making you think it thinks so, at a bear minimum.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but just in case: THE STRIPPER (OR AI I GUESS) DOESN’T REALLY LOVE YOU! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!

I know it’s not the perfect analogy, but… eh, close enough, right?

This is only made all the more puzzling to me by the fact that Musk just strikes me as the type of incel who thinks vaginas are icky and scary

It’s just that much more insulting when the grift is both obvious and so low effort

Oh, they did… Don’t make any mistake here, these are exactly the type of people (and I use that term as loosely as possible) they want in these positions.

Burma shave trade

The article about it is certainly chock way the fuck full of buzzwords, but did little in the way of instilling in me any desire to actually use the thing… Also, where in the fuck are people coming up with these names nowadays? “Mastodon?Nostr?” What cumbersome, awkward bullshit.

What kind of projector do you have?

100 BILLION MUSK BUCKS DOLLARS!!

And just what briliant insights do you think you’re bringing to yhe table here, exactly?

50 Cent’s success as a business man suddenly starts making a lot more sense, eh?

So, shall we start calling this ‘the Reddit Effect?’ We haven’t had anything new to supplant the Streisand Effect for awhile, I feel like something like this is overdue

before may 1st

Not sure if time traveler, or…?