I think he’s actually kind of stuck with the “two weeks”. Didn’t he also say the new healthcare plan would be ready in two weeks multiple times and similar things?

The US aren’t concerned with conventions, are they? I mean they use cluster ammunition, depleted uranium ammunition etc…

Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don’t want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?

I believe North Korea is a pretty dangerous place to live. However, I don’t know if that’s true because them being so closed off and inaccessible makes it very easy to basically say anything about them (let’s say they eat newborns every Tuesday for lunch) and there’s no way to fact check it.

Maybe some nice aliens will keep us in their zoo

Part of being great again

What!? Awful person is awful?

My first thought was Bruce Schneier

Well maybe the beneficiaries can edit their benefits themselves?

It puts the lotion on the hands or it gets the hose again