Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

I’m not sure if I want the brownies or that rock more. Probably the rock.

Didn’t she post something the other week about only having a few days left to live after being in a car crash?

Poor girl. Life has not been kind.

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.

Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.

And Pulteney Bridge in Bath, England.

You’d expect better from a cyber dude. The fediverse chick could manage it.

I couldn’t be bothered to read the article, so I got ChatGPT to summarise it. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about.

Yeah, if only.

Not just American. Increasingly common in the UK too.

We’re going to need a lot more glow sticks.

My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.

Ah yes, I remember bugs with no way of getting them fixed.

You won’t distract all of us that easily. Some of us think the Americans improved tea by throwing it in the harbour.

But don’t mention biscuits.

You can get arrested for that. And banned from the zoo.

Well done everyone, we did it. /s.

Just uninstall it and install Windows instead.