In my experience the bookmark button is essentially the, ‘This is interesting and I’ll check this out later but never really will’ button.

Now, I have a thousand unsorted bookmarks that I am ashamed to look at and half of them are decade old dead links.

Everyone is different, though. A sane person could categorize different bookmarks into relevant sub folders and review/clean them out monthly.

I’m not that person.

Pretty much any Artist Loft in the 90s.

Bitch, you have enough room to have a softball tournament in your front room, quit complaining about how 'rough ’ the neighborhood is.

My mother’s house had one of these pleasant looking Razor Disposal Slots in a medicine cabinet. When we redid the bathroom there was just a pile of ancient rusty razor blades behind the wall.

Boomer era foresight. They probably dumped their used engine oil into holes in the back garden as well.

So… My odds of not being shot by a cop are better if I carry a replica gun, unless I’m reading this wrong.

Oh, wow. The reveal might have happened after I’d aged out of the show.

Thanks for the correction!

I had zero clue that Snuffie was imaginary until well into adulthood.

'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!

Outside of a few essentially third world countries that I could save up a few grand and bribe my way into, there really aren’t any countries that are too keen on accepting Usians for citizenship. You might have better luck if you have a doctorate and speak the local language fluently.

I had a buddy that expatriated to South Korea years ago to teach English, but I think last time I checked in he was still juggling work visas and had no real chance of being a citizen.

I could be wrong though, I haven’t checked in on him in a while.

Don’t have a cow, man

Ah, I’d forgotten that Vine was independent at first. Thanks for the correction.

They had one years ago called Vine.

I remember that being an ok way spend a smoke break, I couldn’t imagine living on it the way people use shorts/Tik Tok. The algorithm must be way more intense now.

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

Before it was rebuilt in the 90s, the MLB stadium in my part of town just had an open trough along a wall with water constantly trickling down it. No dividers.

I can’t remember if the toilet stalls still had doors or not, just that it was the foulest rest room I’d ever used until I started working at music festivals.

Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

An app that would draw up a similar map for any word you plugged into it would be endlessly fascinating to me.

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

I read this in Kahn from King of the Hills voice.