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There’s a pedo joke in here somewhere. Jared was a pedo and a spokesman for subway. Now Taco is bailing on cops because of a subway sub. It’s here somewhere, I just can’t find it.

Yes. But the process needs to be followed. Sure we could just skip it, but is that really the precedent we want to set?

Officials later said that rocks are hard, ice cream is cold, and that water makes things wet.

Sure but where else would one go to get staph?

But yeah, preach about proper piercing. I’ve been getting parents to go to actual shops for years now. Keep up the good fight.

At least he went quickly.

Conversely, let’s spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.

It’s easy homeboy, repeat after me- “mommy went away to the place that the people I voted for sent her, with the money I gave them, and my job is to make sure she doesn’t come back. Now give me a hug and try not to be so brown.”

Pork.

Unfiltered water can have lead it in.

Honestly it’s surprising there’s isn’t an X in it. Maybe Elmo had hit a new stage in growth.

Can you please make us change to the metric system and dump dst first really quick though?

This is because he didn’t call No Tag-backs. Fucking amateur move.

Maybe. Is he still brown though? Because, well, uh… Yeah.

You know how they told you to come to a complete stop at stop sings? Same thing.

I bet they both lose a Michelin Star for this.

The right can’t create. Nothing. No art, no music, no writing. It’s all garbage. I think it’s an empathy thing.

I have plans to start flossing regularly too.