Internet? That’s enough humanity. We had a… run. Time to burn it all down.

I thought their favorite letter was a Letter of Marque from the King.

Nicely done!

My folks still have one.

He also had a drawer labeled “Plastic Shark” that contained one of my old toy sharks.

My father had a workbench drawer marked “Pieces of Wire Too Short to Use.”

Mind you, he was an electrician.