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  • I support Luigi

    But also, Luigi did it

    I know that. I’ve always known that. He’s never really denied it. He just admitted it himself

    We all joke around that he’s innocent and that he was with us at church or whatever… that the real shooter is a woman or whatever… but these are jokes. we don’t actually think he’s innocent, we’re just pretending like he’s innocent to show support

    There seems to be a crazy amount of people who don’t understand that though and might actually think that Luigi literally was with me at church that day and that I did actually see a 9 foot Amazonian woman pull the trigger.

    There seems to be a crazy amount of people who think Luigi is being framed because they apparently believed the comments they read on the internet not understanding that we’re all joking out of support



  • What? Luigi literally just said he did it.

    He told a judge that he followed Thompson to a UnitedHealth Group investor conference and shot him on the morning of Dec 4 2024. He also explained that leading up to the murder he emailed UnitedHealthcare while pretending to be an investor at a firm managing more than $50 million in assets so he could get information about the conference. He also acknowledged building a 3D-printed gun with a silencer and that this was the weapon he used for the shooting.

    And I quote

    “On the morning of Dec 4 2024 I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died”

    This isn’t new information to anyone who actually knows about the case… we all know he did it, we’re all just pretending like he’s innocent because we support him

    yet these comments read like people don’t understand that we’re joking when we say he’s innocent.

    That’s concerning that you guys are so thick you literally don’t recognize jokes when you see them anymore.

    There’s nothing to argue about it. He did it. He admitted it. He’s pleading guilty.

    Anyone in the comments who literally thinks he’s innocent is a fucking moron


  • Because it’s ignorance

    I’m worried a large portion of the users on this site are either too dumb to understand we’re joking or just that uninformed about ‘current’ events

    It’s kind of scary to think a large group of lemmy users saw me say, “Luigi was with me feeding homeless people at my church” and they were like, “omg, he was?”. Like some shit straight out of idiocracy

    No, he was not literally with me. It’s a fucking joke

    I did not witness the shooting. Despite what I said on the internet I did not see a 9 foot amazonian woman shoot that man. It’s a bit upsetting to think I’m surrounded by users who believed me




  • Fair. I mean, he is pleading guilty but still, fair point

    My bigger point is that I’m concerned that people on this site are talking like they literally believe he’s an innocent man being framed by the government because they didn’t understand all the people on the internet who claimed he doesn’t fit the description of the person they saw do it or whatever are just people joking around because they support his actions

    Despite what I might have said in the past, I did no literally witness the crime and no I did not literally see a 9 foot tall bald white man do it

    Despite what you might have read people say on the internet, Luigi was not feeding homeless people at churches all across the nation that afternoon

    He probably did it. We all know it. He’s pleading guilty. We just love him for what he did





  • yeah.

    I made a comment in a match thread and got the alert on the little bell icon that usually means somebody responded

    But instead of a response it was an auto-message that said my comment had been removed because my account is too new and doesn’t have enough Karma to post. But this auto-message also said something like, “message the mods here” and then had a link I could click to message the mods of the World Cup sub, so that’s what I did

    And all I was doing was explaining that I’m not a bot and I’ll take a picture or whatever to prove it, I’m just a dude who signed up for reddit that day just to post in the world cup match threads. That waiting days before being allowed to post isn’t the end of the world but considering the World Cup is a limited-time event, not allowing me to post for days would mean I wouldn’t be able to post in match threads for 12 or 13 of the games (at that point there were 3 or 4 a day)

    So I was just asking if they could lift my ban considering the circumstances

    But they came back and questioned why I had no posted anywhere else on reddit.

    So I told them, “I don’t really like reddit. I don’t have any interest in posting anywhere else. I’m literally only here for the World Cup match threads”.

    And I guess me telling them that reddit sucks was a trigger because the response I got back after that was super nasty

    It wasn’t until later did I think, “I be the World Cup sub is a sub created by reddit admins themselves because of it’s popularity. So I bet the mods of that sub are people who work for reddit. And I just told reddit employees I think their site sucks shit, hence the nasty response”

    It’s just a bit ironic because it was their chance to change my mind and prove that reddit doesn’t suck. Instead they banned my entire account and just kind of proved to me that everything bad I think about their site is not only true but actually much, much worse


  • I got banned for making an account just to post in the World Cup threads but the sub wouldn’t let me post because my account needed to be older and have a certain amount of karma

    This “you can’t post message” came with a note saying I could message a mod and then a link to click to do just that, so I did

    I explained I wasn’t a bot, I was a human, I’d prove it however they wanted, but I couldn’t really wait days to post because the World Cup is happening now and in 3 or 4 days I’d miss like 12 games

    They responded saying that I had zero karma and had not made any posts…

    So I replied that yeah, this is exactly true because I don’t like reddit I only signed up to post in the World Cup Match threads

    I received a very nasty reply where they told me that reddit was super popular with millions of users and that it wasn’t their problem I didn’t like reddit and then my account got banned

    I believe the World Cup is super popular and so it’s not just a random sub ran by random people in the world… but a sub made by reddit and moderated by reddit employees. So I just told a reddit employee I hate their site and so they banned me

    It’s a pretty shit site