
This is the best April Fools joke yet.

This is the best April Fools joke yet.

Maybe it’s because we’ve been massively underestimating methane emissions? Garbage in, garbage out, no matter how good the model.
There’s a bazillion articles like this: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-methane-emissions-1.7033693


“Family”


The “fabric of society” they’re trying to preserve:



It’ll mean all the movies are in the public domain as soon as they are released, since you can’t copyright AI work.


Nah, even my retcon explanation is a lie. I copied the quote from some famous quote website and didn’t catch the error.


See, even quotes with errors in them get upvoted before someone can come along and correct them :)


It was ever thus:
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill


The Madoff Mistake, a classic.


French tarot is still played and is quite fun, especially when you play with five people and your partner is secret and known only to them until they reveal themselves with their play. It’s a bridge-like game where you try to win tricks and the arcana are the trump suit instead of picking one of the other four suits.


Well they better turn that feature on because last time I used MJ it happily accepted images of people who were banned in text prompts and gave me results.


All well and good for text prompts, but MJ also lets you upload images as prompts so how are they going to recognize every image of Trump or Biden that is uploaded?


From the article:
Reddit earns an Unattractive Stock Rating.
Of course it does, have you seen the average redditor?


At our current pace I agree, so I think we need to be doing a fusion moonshot to speed things up. And also investing in renewables and other options. The rising cost of fossil fuels, both in climate damage and in economic terms is taking humanity down fast.


Possibly true. The joke in the industry is that it’s always 10 years away. Although some big breakthroughs lately:
https://news.mit.edu/2024/tests-show-high-temperature-superconducting-magnets-fusion-ready-0304
https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/climate/nuclear-fusion-ai-climate-solution/index.html


It’s nuclear fusion or die at this point. Civilization can’t survive without cheap energy.


Maybe, hear me out, we could hook up human brains to power the AI? Maybe in some sort of stasis pod?


It’s very much been already answered:
Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom is his masterpiece. If you only read one book from the bundle I recommend that one.
What the fuck?
“This space junk consisted of depleted batteries from the ISS, attached to a cargo pallet that was originally supposed to come back to Earth in a controlled manner. But a series of delays meant this cargo pallet missed its ride back to Earth, so NASA jettisoned the batteries from the space station in 2021 to head for an unguided reentry.”