Oh, wow. There it is. The keyboard of my dreams.
Using one of these while on acid does not seem advisable, though.

I would wear a sombrero all day, just because.

They craved an honest politican. They got one.
I mean, apart from all the tax avoidance, tax evasion, grift, graft and sinecures.

No, no. “Arrest.”
As in “stop in his tracks.”

Friends don’t let friends visit Reddit.

It happened closer to the construction of the Great Pyramids than to today.