

Guess America’s diner isn’t always open huh


Guess America’s diner isn’t always open huh


The cost is so high because companies require degrees for jobs that don’t need them.


You mean you have to use your hand? That’s like a baby’s toy


Putting a living person in hotel reverie is just too dangerous
The only reason people use teams over slack is that it comes bundled with everything else Microsoft makes, why make a good product when you can leverage your position in the market
Marge famously dyes her hair


If it were a legitimate lynching he wouldn’t be pregnant
Here’s a picture of my pride and joy https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRceVKhWgYLbIwCZvX-Mzfm5ox86kZ5SOxdguohcAYtWw&s=10


“Even” the NRA? They’re the last ones who would support a gun ban.


Perhaps that’s why they made it over the top. Literally everything anyone does can be turned into “if they had done this instead it would be illegal”


They need your info so they can send you to collections if you chargeback
And then freak out when you can’t find your keys


In person sex work might be safe from AI, only fans probably not.


Are the numbers for hospitality and food service because tipping expectations keep going up


Person: a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that are real and immediate is the process of a rational mind.
Police: oh, carry on.


All so AI can tell recovering addicts to have a little meth as a treat


I had detention in middle school, am I qualified


If the government didn’t help the disabled with delivery before DoorDash they don’t get to use that excuse now.


Honey, I’ve come into some money, and I’m going to need a new sandwich
It was a multi family household along with his aunts uncles and cousins. Probably cheaper to do it that way.