I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

Did anyone really expect differently?

B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby’s pwecious fee-fees hurt? It’s almost like being right-wing also means you’re a special little snowflake who can dish it but can’t take it.

I mean, wouldn’t paying for Truth basically be bailing President Loser out?

Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.

Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they’ve got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.

I’ll believe it when Judgement Day happens and I die in nuclear fire when the wi-fi turns against me.

I’m still wondering why he was even fired in the first place. I’d thought that perhaps I just hadn’t paid proper enough attention and missed the reason, but nope, no reason was ever given.

Call it what it is, ethnic cleansing, you cowards.

Considering that it is apparently possible to be in charge of like 6 different companies at once and still spend your entire day shitposting on Twitter, corporate fatcats obviously aren’t actually supposed to do anything productive as part of their day-to-day tasks.

What’s to explain? The Palestinian problem isn’t going to solve itself, y’know. So obviously, the IDF needs to provide a little final assistance.

I only wish this was a joke in exceptionally poor taste on my part, but Bibi flat out admitted that the goal was ethnic cleansing, so here we are…

Oh look, ethnic cleansing.

…did we not already know this? I could’ve sworn we already knew this.

Never got the appeal of paying to watch internet randos faff about to begin with, so screw streamers in general?

What a fuckwit.

Because of Metaverse? Wow, that’s just sad.

Of course, I’ve got an Epic account specifically for the weekly giveaways, and have spent no money of my own (because fuck paying for DRM if I don’t have to). So I guess I’m also part of their problem? Meh.

I wouldn’t have thought it would, since from my recollection antimatter is distinguished by having the same mass but opposite electrical charge, which shouldn’t affect how it responds to gravity. But it’s always good to have confirmation.

Fascist gonna fash. If Modi and his BJP stop whining about how the world is being mean to India Bharat, people might start noticing all sorts of uncomfortable things about them.

Didn’t Neuralink fail animal testing? Something about most of their monkeys dying from the trials? How did this get to human testing?