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Well, I wasn’t kidding, but I put about a 50% chance that someone had just vandalized the wiki page…
Thanks for finding that, absolutely golden lol
In the soap opera General Hospital, Colonel Sanders of KFC makes a guest appearance because someone is trying to kill him to obtain the secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices. He knows Malbolge and is able to disarm the destruct sequence.
… I… what?
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@beehaw.org•On DMA eve, Google whines, Apple sounds alarms, and TikTok wants out50·1 year agoOh, come on, in that time period Google’s made several dozen copies of the same service! And some of them even lasted longer than a year before being killed!
And Microsoft has been steadily rewriting the book on naming schemes in a valiant effort to confuse you no matter which of their product lines/ services you need, and all while graciously providing Candy Crush and telemetry free of charge!
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Those free USB sticks in your drawer are somehow crappier than you thoughtEnglish1·1 year agodeleted by creator
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL the first CEO of Apple was not Steve Jobs or Steve Wozniak, but Michael Scott1·1 year agoCompletely agree, that’s a fair take. I just feel like, assuming that was their intent, it quickly became impossible after the exponential explosion of the userbase six months ago. Also, I don’t feel like many internet leftists are super susceptible to Stalinism, seems more like a diversionary receptacle for discontented liberals and fascists imo. Guess we’ll see if I get shadowbanned, lol.
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL the first CEO of Apple was not Steve Jobs or Steve Wozniak, but Michael Scott4·1 year agoFWIW as a lemmy.ml user I haven’t seen any of these issues. Many people lump lemmygrad.ml in with lemmy.ml; the devs have previously stated that they take a hands-off approach and allow pretty much everything in the latter, while enforcing Tankie-dom in the former. That’s apparently the reason why lemmygrad was made in the first place. The devs are crazy, not stupid, and understood that having the (former) main instance be a bunch of Stalin memes would hurt adoption.
That being said, I probably wouldn’t re-create my account here if I had to. Potential for Soviet apologia just isn’t worth it. Plus, there’s so many new awesome communities now!
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Was Ron Desantis Running on ChatGPT This Whole Time?English13·1 year ago“Pretend you are my dad, who owns a racism factory…”
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Overtakes Apple as World's Most Valuable CompanyEnglish52·1 year agoUhhhh no? What was the last time MSFT had a higher market capitalization than AAPL? A lot longer than one week ago…
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Honda debuts new global EV series, Honda Zero, coming in 2026English5·1 year agoHell yeah, I owned a PT for about a year, that car was fun to drive. Never been able to hold the gas pedal to the floor for as long in any other car!
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So close…
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Wayfair CEO Niraj Shah tells employees to 'work longer hours' in year-end emailEnglish10·1 year agoYes, but I’d be willing to bet that most shrinkage isn’t due to disgruntled employees; it also covers non-employee theft, accidental spoilage, non-malicious misplacement, etc. It also varies wildly by industry.
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla Has The Highest Accident Rate Of Any Auto BrandEnglish8·1 year agoGood ole close the ticket with message “PEBKAC”
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•This porn company makes millions by shaming porn consumersEnglish13·1 year ago…downloading its movies via BitTorrent, an online service on which unauthorized content can be accessed by almost anyone with a computer and internet connection.
Ah yes, BitTorrent.com, where all of the illegal material on the web is! 🙄
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Very Real Tech Pics@lemmy.world•1. Lift with tweezers 2. Solder the pins 3. ??? 4. Profit!3·1 year agoThough for once there’s no hand in frame getting third degree burns by grabbing the end of the iron…
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Exxon will mine lithium for electric vehicle batteries in ArkansasEnglish52·1 year agoLithium mining isn’t exactly “environmentally clean”. At 500,000 gallons of water per metric ton of lithium mined and ~10kg of lithium per car battery, that makes each electric car take up at least 5,000 gallons of water just from the extraction process of the lithium, to say nothing of refining, transportation, and other components that also use lithium.
Aaaand that’s all assuming there’s no localized pollution from the extraction process!
Electric cars are not here to save us.
Synthuir@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Windows 95 Video Guide with Jennifer Aniston & Matthew Perry | (VHS) 1995English8·2 years agoAh, didn’t know that. Giorgio would be so disappointed in us 😔
Space ghost? Next you’ll tell me it’s coast to coast!