This stinks like Taco Donald’s Depends®

The taco truck in this case is one of Elmo’s ugly ass electric dumpsters.

If water has memory, why can’t we use it in a computer?

If less is more, will one drop of tequila in my Friday night cocktail get me really buzzed?

We’d never get a ban here in the states. How else would preachers and Republican congressmen get a date?

I work from home three days a week ( in summer it will be two with Fridays off), so I can manage my executive dysfunction fairly well–unless the boss gets a boner for deadlines. That happens typically once a year.

My boss is a little upset that I won’t accept his structure this summer–four 10-hour days. I chose to use some vacation time instead. That’s my structure.

“There is no cannibalism in children’s literature! And when I say ‘none,’ I mean there is a certain amount.”

You think this wasn’t part of the plan? Crash the economy, then use the bad economy as a rationale to impose deep austerity and privatization.

Plus, it’s easier to commit atrocities against your citizens when the free world can’t see. Wealthy Russians and Saudis will still visit.

Who doesn’t want to live in a libertarian company city where the police work for the boss?

"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

“Welcome to the Corporation.”

This is a test case. There are some deep Christofascist pockets behind her.