Alternately, if you dry your meat with a duck it will promote the Mallard Reaction.

I’ve seen goddamn ads for apartments that require sharing FB/Instagram contact info.

Umm… That’s a fraction, not a percentage… /S

Had a dude tell me he wanted to ‘disrupt’ social media by creating a LinkedIn alternative that allowed posting videos.

He just needed a couple ‘techies’ like me to get it off the ground.

Haven’t heard from him in a while. I hope rehab worked out for him.

As a member of the local #42069 Union of Chapless Chaps, I waggle my fingers and blow a raspberry in solidarity.