NutWrench

How do these machines not make Home Depot customers sick, as well? I’m calling BS.

So Trump visited Pedo Island often enough that he got a novelty bowl of condoms named after him.

I’m Spartacus. I mean, I’m Luigi!

This. They’re trying to manufacture probable cause after an illegal search.

Yup. Get all that in writing and then insist they pay you in CASH. DAILY. I would beyond doing anything on “trust.”

How about “No” and “Fark No?”

Airlines should just ignore Trump. The only way he can enforce this is by shooting down civilian airliners.

What idiots are downvoting this? Four members of ICE, a group lying nazi shiatheads, accused the woman they detained of lying to them, despite the fact that she had the necessary idenfication.

Then, after she pointed out that her detention could be cleared up with a single phone call, they refused to do it and tried to steal her phone when she tried to call.

Apple CEO Tim Cook recently gave Trump a 24 carat gold bribe.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/08/07/tim-cook-trump-gift/85555805007/

[Miller] "They have nothing behind them. So we are gonna win, they’re gonna lose.”

“They” live in a city of over 600,000 people in a nation that hates you, with access to hundreds of millions of firearms. YOU’VE got your adorable little 50 arrests, 20 confiscated firearms and a steady supply of “let’s kill em all bullsh*t” You haven’t thought this through.

Google renamed Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” to suck up to Trump a long time ago. Use a better search engine. I recommend either DuckDuckGo or SearX.

Trump is worried that he don’t have the complete, unwavering support of all the generals. And he should be worried, since he calls service members “suckers and losers.” So Hegseth is gojng to make a propaganda video by making all the generals raise their right hands on TV and swear an oath to “preserve, protect and defend” Trump and ONLY Trump. And then Trump will show up and turn the whole thing into a rally.

Then Fox News will say, “See? Trump has the generals unwavering support!” as if anyone taking this “oath” couldn’t simply lie about it.

Those generals have more important places to be than a farking pep rally.

How does he have any money left over to “run” for anything?

As a member of a jury, you absolutely have the right to refuse to indict. Just make sure you don’t mention jury nullification during the jury selection process. Judges and prosecutors hate that.

Someone literally writes “Anti-ICE” on a bullet casing with what looks like a Sharpie? Is this The Onion? And shoots detainees because they hate ICE? Does that make any sense to anyone?

Here’s a better theory: ICE killed a couple of detainees and they couldn’t even stage a “fake attack by leftists” story. Motivation makes no sense and multiple people are dead including, conveniently, the sniper.

Trump only controls the courts at the federal level. Lower courts tell him to fark off regularly. The only thing Trump can do in response to that is appeal, appeal, appeal all the way up to the Supreme Court.

He’s an expert at wasting everyone’s time but not so much in winning cases with established precedent. And the Supreme Court doesn’t have the time or the desire to hear all of Trump’s bullshiat cases.

Sure, you can invent all the crimes you want but in a court of law you have to show the judge the exact law that says hurting Trump’s childish, rodentine feelings is crime.

See, the problem with prosecuting people who follow the law is that they follow the law. So, she won’t find anything to charge them with, Trump will throw a tantrum and fire her, then replace her with another dizzy blonde with big b**bs.