Wait can someone explain why it didn’t want to generate random numbers?

I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

Maybe you can get him something physical that is also experience-based. Like one of those cool kits where you get a box of sand you can dig out and find fake fossils/treasure. If you want to take it up a notch, you can buy lab-grown rubies, emeralds, and/or sapphires for less than $20 online and bury those as a true “treasure” keepsake. Or something like a kid-oriented metal detector, or some other outdoorsy toy that can offer both experience and something fun to open on Xmas morning