I mean, I wasn’t expecting to quit Reddit and Twitter at the same time, but here we are.

Porn is the lifeblood of a free internet, and the foundation of human inventiveness and drive for innovation.

I’ll take “true things they’ll never teach in school” for $200, Alex.

As a 3rd party app user that will cease to exist on June 30, I never had the pleasure of seeing this particular ad. sigh

History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I’d do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they’d be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I’m assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I’d just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn’t from a Chinese-speaking family, I’d probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.