Tell your friend I said thank you

I hope your friend likes it

Niiice, glad you like it

Dm’d you. I don’t wanna get banned

I don’t wanna get banned so I dm’d you

You wanna see my porn?

Actual porn, it’s actually really good for practicing anatomy and poses

I draw porn sometimes. No one I know will ever see it and those who do won’t ever know I did it

Aliens. Fake alien invasion brought on by terminators who cause real aliens to come down and help us. It’ll be Independence Day for a couple of months, then we’ll transition to Star Trek, then eventually Star Wars by the end of the year

I want to travel. I want to see the world, see new sights, experience new things, meet new people, get a bunch of souvenirs. But it’s just too damn expensive.

There was a time when I was traveling with my mom we were at a thrift store since she loves to thrift. I was browsing around waiting for her to finish up and I walked into an aisle with one other person in there. If looks could kill, I would’ve collapsed right then and there from the look that this random person gave me. Ignoring the gaze, I walked by and I heard them mumble underneath their breath calling me a fucker or something. Since I was traveling, I’ve never seen this person in my life before, but I got a bad feeling that I might’ve looked like an enemy or something to them. That’s when my flight response kicked in and I knew that we needed to leave. And, it might not have been related, but that night, I heard someone in that area took a bullet so I think I might have literally dodged a bullet there.

I have full on conversations with myself. To the point where I simulate talking with two people. I don’t have any multiple personalities or any mental illness (as far as I know), I just use it as a way to think about what I need to think about.

Thanks

What’s the channel?

Wait, really?! I thought they were just saying that! I’ve been lied to my entire life

I told this once to a friend but I butchered the punchline. Now, we rarely meat now.

Ah rage comics. I had an app dedicated solely to rage comics. Good times. Goood times.