Mister Neon

I feel like if they saw me naked I would be barred from entering the E.U.

I’m a wage slave, that’s almost as bad.

I’m funny.

If it will help me emigrate then here:

You don’t want them.

The only reason you should come to America is because you’re picking me up to take me out of America.

I’ll edit that.

That sounds expensive.

My week has been fucking desperate. I got laid off by DOGE. I’m getting radio silence from every place I apply at. I hate this stupid country and I hate that I don’t have an option to emigrate out.

Last month I was buying healthy groceries and purchasing modestly priced stupid shit. Last month I was a government contractor with the federal government.

Now I haven’t gotten groceries in three weeks. I’m eating peanuts for every meal or if I’m feeling fancy a can of garbanzo beans. I would love to purchase stupid shit again, but that only makes me happy so it’s easy to cut out for the sake of survival.

This is my third economic crisis and in my field there are even less jobs than when Covid shut everything down.

Trump, Musk, Tiel, and Navarro have removed me from the economy.

It’s a really evil place filled with wicked hearted people.

I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show because I used to have to clean the theater I worked at after midnight showings of the movie.

But I got so much Warhammer that needs painting! I have to like it or Shame Mountain won’t erode.

Check Udemy for courses and wait for a sale. They normally list for hundreds of dollars but routinely (pretty much monthly) for about $10 - $15 dollars.

Naaw dude, we’re living in G.U.R.P.S.

I used to be a field technician doing that and repairing printers. May the roads you drive be safe and your lunch choices to your tastes.

I’m seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.

We both know it’s the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.

Cassette Beasts is way better than it has any right to be.