This is not killing me, which is specifically what I asked for.

I was elected to speculate wildly, not read.

But, yeah, aortic dissection is a bitch. There isn’t really anything you can do about it unless you happen to be near a surgery suite that is expecting you.

Please just kill me at this point. Please.

Welcome brother!

A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your present!

If anyone has the chance to kill him, they should absolutely kill him.

I know that probably violates some terms of use or whatever, but it is my political opinion and is based on established American political thoery.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” - Thomas Jefferson

We keep ours at 80°F unless there is a breeze, in which case we just use our ceiling fans and open everything. It gets a little uncomfortable, but if we remember to stay hydrated and eat less, then it’s all good.

Um, I gave up and went through a period of acute suicidality that required intervention. I didn’t die, but the parts of me that worried about stuff sure did.

I am much happier now because I know now that I can check myself literally whenever I want.

So, you know, however you want to clean up the phrasing on that, I guess.