Absolute cinema!

Don’t know why but this feels like a memorial to a genocide…

Poor too. They need you to be poor.

I’m not afraid of measles because I have an immune system!

That I boosted by getting the fucking MMR shot!

I can suggest an inexpensive solution to all his frustrations.

Tell me again about how this is the “land of the free and the home of the brave”?

Empirical evidence seems to be trending in the other direction.

He was up here in Ottawa hoisting a beer with me at my local pub.

It’s a big country friend! We’re all over the place for weather!

While true we do have a reputation as a frozen wasteland, we have all sorts of weather! For instance in the Maritimes you can get a frozen wet wasteland with the occasional hurricane! The prairie provinces are frozen windy wastelands! And the perennial favorite of BC is a dreary wet wasteland!

Still wouldn’t want to live anywhere else though.

Yeah, if they could both work at the same time though, that’d be ideal.

Ah yes.

Operations “Human Shield” and “Get Behind The D*rkies”.

Buy an exercise ball and a foam roller.

But you people said you didn’t need anything from us…

I asked my Francophone buddy that grew up in backwoods Quebec how the hell he kept it all in his head. He said that he never bothered.

If it had an “e” on the end, he just assumed it was feminine.

If he was drunk, he didn’t give a single flying tabernak.

You people do realize that if you don’t follow the Geneva Conventions and the accepted laws and customs of war it makes it far less likely that your enemies will either, right?

I think we Canadians would be happy to help with any extensive remodeling your White House requires.

Maybe you can paint it orange this time.

“For poor people or the Navy”.

I believe it is death only in time of war.

The Navy disagrees with this person’s assessment of soup.

Hop skip and a jump to the Daemonculaba…

And just like that, the GOP will be in favor of gun control.