you grain money

Is that why the kids have been calling money “bread”?

Anything is a mug if your willing to drink out of it.

My butthole for instance.

Put this guy as the head of marketing. Now Greenland and Canada can join in. I know they want to get in on the fun!

50 states, 50 protests, 1 movement.

Ireland: “Can we join in?”

I mean, I appriciate the support, but now we need a new name.

50+Ireland501 just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I don’t think I’m seeing the value here. Why would you want to track him?

That makes sense.

Wait…I haven’t been following the story. Why is him buying Instagram a bad thing legally?

Anyone besides me ever think Jesus was the original bdsm sub? He was literally nailed to a cross by his hands and feet.

Doesn’t get more hardcore than that!!!

You know…if religion and all it’s stories weren’t total bullshit and fictional.

But how will you feed all these people with only one loaf of bread???

surprisingly no one got hurt.

Are you sure this was BLM? Are you sure it wasn’t star wars? Were these stormtroopers you were watching?

This is the type of ghing that he shouldn’t need to appologize for. The appology does no good. An appology is for if you said something that could be misinterpreted, or you made a bad choice thinking it would play out differently.

This is just an intentionally poorly planned event. They wait in their hotel room for 2 days. Then they get chocolates. In no scenario does that play out differently. Those bags will always contain chocolates if you plan for them to contain chocolates.

So what’s the appology? “I’m sorry I ripped you off”?

Also, $9 T-Shirts? I’m confident that if I go into Walmart, their cheapest T-Shirt is $20. So how low quality are these T-Shirts??? Especially since I assume they also have some branded print screening on them.

People call him a comedian, and if you define comedy as “something you find funny”, then yeah. By that definition, he’s a comedian.

But really he’s just a philosopher who points out lifes absurdities, and it’s the contrast between the truth, and what people feel permitted by society to say outloud that’s the basis of his comedy.

He makes you get feelings such as “What? You can’t say that!” And then he does a routine, and you think “Actually, he has a point, it feels wrong to say that, but he has a point”

And here’s the biggest thing about him that people don’t understand. He died in 2008. So people always like to say “Oh, I wonder what he’d say about politics and society today! He’d probably have a whole thing on trump!”

To which I say he already did that. His material holds up because society doesn’t change. The same shit that was true in 1844 is the same shit we’re dealing with today. Race, power, money, status, war. It’s a tale older than recorded history. We don’t learn. We keep repeating the same paterns as our fathers generation, just as he did for his fathers generation, just as he did for his fathers generation. And so on and so on and so on. Small details change, but the landscape of human behavior is unaffected. History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

Anyways, here’s a bit from him. I didn’t watch it but based on the title, I’m fairly sure it’s the clip you reminded me of

All rights are privileges, if we’re going to be pedantic. This is evidenced by the fact that they can be taken away.

I know you don’t intend for me to hear this, but I heard George Carlin as you typed that. He has a whole bit on rights vs privileges.

I don’t think they sell coffee, just like subway doesn’t sell 12 inch sandwiches.

They sell coffee flavored sugar water.

We’re born naked, covered in goo, and getting spanked, and we die naked covered in goo, and getting spanked.

Well…if you plan it right anyways…

Anyone else really just want to take this cat home???

I LOVE YOU SATAN CAT!!!

Man…I got annoyed at the Nicole stuff. But I always figured whoever it was, it wasn’t her. I figured she was just some adult webcam “actress” that doesn’t even know Lemmy exists. And someone was using her image to do this.

Now she’s dead? How do we confirm this? Do we call the Toronto police? What would we even tell them?

Spiderman save? Spiderman kiss! Spider punch! Spider kiss!

A big problem with Trump’s tariffs isn’t that they exist

Haven’t even finished reading your first sentence before I HARD disagree with you.

…well…not that shocked actually.