Kraiden

My spoon USB-C port is too big

eta: JFC, who wrote this?

Here is a modern smartwatch with USB C

Picture of a fucking brick with straps

Seriously, none of those “examples” are anything I would consider wearing, and I have clubs for hands

Don’t forget he also thinks you can change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie

If you’ve got a lot of content on a Steam account, you can make physical install discs

Jewish National Fund!? Fuck off! We’re the National Fund of Judea!

Sure, I’ve got no issue with teenagers, but the question had two answers that I felt were both incorrect. I don’t know how you solve that, because I don’t think giving the jury the ability to add option c is a good idea, but neither do I want to give bad advice just to move to the next question

Needs a way to skip a question. I got hit with some teenage drama, and honestly, neither option provided is correct

Shockingly, Australia has a right wing too

It’ll be really dumb if this works, but try explicitly turning cellular data off. I’m wondering if the connection bridging could be causing issues

eta: oh, and disable wireguard when you’re on the local network in case you’re not already

Oh FFS. I thought this was preventing regulations WRITTEN by AI for 10 years. I was about to go on about the GOP actually getting something right for a change, like a broken clock. No matter how low my expectations, they still manage to dispoint.

The group, […] argued that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing “the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve” its earnings goals.

Sorry, am I missing something here or is this them saying the quiet part out loud?

I read this as “Investors are annoyed that public backlash prevented UHG from fucking over, and in some cases KILLING their customers, and wanted the company to acknowledge sooner that they wouldn’t be able to fuck over and kill their customers”

We were discussing the usefulness of receipts, why are we now discussing the maturity of my friends and my ability to set boundaries?

I’m more than happy to pick up whatever my friends would like… because they’re my friends, and so long as I have hands to carry it, it’s not an imposition.

I just expect them to pay for it. Expecting me to foot the bill WOULD be an imposition, and I wouldn’t be ok with that. THAT is my healthy boundary.

Receipts help with this.

There is no one size fits all when it comes to group dynamics like this, and I’ll thank you to not make assumptions about my friends like that.

If I’m only getting a scone and a small black coffee, I’m not paying for your soy mocha latte with almond sprinkles and unicorn hair. “I’ve got next” is a luxury of those not on a budget. All my friends get it, and we all agree you pay for your own. We save rounds for the bar where everyone is drinking the same thing

Also, fwiw, I’ve never even been to America

Because only Americans buy more than a single donut?

I mean, yes, but that breaks down when you start thinking about a donut, two croissants, a cheese scone, and 3 coffees, 2 regular, 1 large, one with regular milk, one with almond milk, and one black, for me and the two friends in the office who then need to think about reimbursement

Latest variant is NSFL

This is the darkest timeline

"Hi,

Was this meant to be sent to me?

I don’t believe “is willing to kowtow to a fascist” appears on my profile, but if it does, it’s in error.

Kindly point out whatever it was that made you think I’d accept a position in any one of Elon’s companies, so that I can rectify it.

Just to be extra clear: I would sell my body before going near your company

Thanks"

Lol, this is the first one that I’m mildly inconvenienced by participating in. Wheel of Time S3 comes out somewhere in there doesn’t it?

I can wait.