🎶 They’re making a list, probably not checking it twice, that’s how they decide who gets deported by ICE. My government is turning fascist!

In the U.S., RFK has promised to personally consume every dead bird he finds on the side of the road.

Apparently many Americans thought if we just created a Lex Luther, then we’d obviously get a Superman right after.

The hurdles:

They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em.

*Liquify

On Sundays, I close them all. I also have a calendar task and still forget, it’s just better than without one or the other.

I don’t! I also have a task reminder, and I sometimes still forget. I finally got every day one week in December. Then, 5 weeks later, I missed every day. It sucks!

Sorry, should’ve replied to your first comment. I was just saying it’s obviously ai, like you apparently agreed with in the reply I replied to.

Look at the hands. There’s always at least one weird hand.

Don’t bother filling it. Close it at the end, and pop open the lid for each day. I keep my pills in the bottle.

There are American citizens that legitimately believe you unlock a multimillion dollar bank account if you write a note at 45° in red marker on your bills. We need the /s because someone is always stupid enough to actually believe everything it seems.

I don’t know about the people still on Reddit, but I personally do not eat my deodorant.

You make an interesting point, but did you ever stop to think that you might be hamas?

I still saw that personally.

I barely manage, but I suvive.

I think Russia is playing this game for one reason. They’ve found that when they return people to Ukraine, because of the way they’re treated, they get people with a renewed sense of hatred for Russia, or at least the Putin regime. And the people Russia gets back, because of the way they’re treated, they get people with a renewed sense of hatred for Russia, or at least the Putin regime.

I’ve always felt sleep is like stand by mode, and dreams are just your brain defragmenting.

I’m guessing from your statement that it sounds like a horrible investment. Unless it’s to launder money…