JailElonMusk

^ This guy gets it.

Holy shit, GOP Senators now have limits?

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

This is not a good sign.

If you’re trying to get people to hate and fear people of color I guess you need to show them what color of people to hate?

This has “Mommy Mommy look at my report card” energy all over it.

Disgusting and vile people who try to justify hating those of color with lawn sized fascist trading cards.

We should figure out what company printed all of these and boycott them back to the printing press age.

Go Fascist get your ass kicked?

Republican Administration:

“We will bring accountability back to the government”

Same Republican Administration:

“The buck? I’ve never heard of the buck, but I know that it stops at the next guy and not with me.”

Nothing says free speech absolutists like having to put your constituents in a chokehold during a public forum.

I don’t know about you guys but every leadership position I’ve had, I’ve always invoked wrestling moves to subdue dissent instead of listening to those I was supposed to serve.

I can’t wait to hear this guy hawking boner pills on Infowars in a few years.

Let’s kill two birds with one stone.

Can we start a GoFundMe for the purchase of Tik Tok to be ran by these LGBTQ+ groups?

Then they wouldn’t need donors…

Hear me out on this:

1. It’d be fabulous, and they’d do a great job.
2. The dance videos (and their funding) would improve dramatically.
3. Fuck billionaires.

If John Barron needs help he can tap in James Donald Bowman.

Oops I mean James David Hamel.

Sorry I meant J.D. Vance.

From Junk Drawer Vance himself “Any old D name would have done, so long as it wasn’t Donald,”

Hope his passport doesn’t expire before 2026, actually wait I hope it does!

The only time I have agreed with Felon Musk.

I’m pretty sure I watched a very persuasive infomercial from our president on why we should buy them.

This is obviously due to the liberal media brainwashing consumers not to buy them.

OR…

It’s produced by a Nazi.

It could be that this vehicle has averaged a major recall every 60 days since release.

Gas pedal detaches itself for spontaneous fully automated joy rides.

It looks like what happened if oops all polygons fucked a roll of tinfoil.

It rusts, the panels fly off, and if you take it through a car wash it’ll total it.

It hasn’t lived up to any of the hype or range estimates stated.

The trailer hitch is held on by the polycarbonate (plastic that went to college) frame, so enjoy causing a massive traffic fatality while towing (even within the recommended towing capacity specs).

It’s 14 times more dangerous than the Ford Pinto which was on the market 3x longer and became synonymous with explosions.

Lastly, it’s become a way of explicitly telling the world I have a $100,000 truck and a $10 brain.

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler’s gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn’t warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.