Where’s the lie?

promises don’t count if you delete them. everyone knows that

I don’t get the appeal of a single-purpose device like this when smartphones are practically mandatory.

its working again lol

Eyyy, good job, Thailand.

needs a screwdriver made from a chunk of steel and some tape and its perfect

Oh cool. Where’re the country communities to conspire?

yeah that sounds great, liberate me from the endocrine. Haven’t you ever wondered how it would feel to be seperate from all the hormones and animal miscellenia? I think about it a lot.

I hear you, but consider this: robot body

Functioning for several hours doesn’t sound good enough to start thinking about humans, lmao. Give me “a couple decades” and then I’ll be interested.

Well, good luck I guess. Don’t forget to sleep wearing your window-proof vests.

Wah-fern. Like wario or waluigi

I wish we had mysterious masked presidential candidates over here with endearing nicknames.

Just wear juggalo facepaint on your commute, privacy maintained

I love a good feel bad story

Get your beefbrain shield pro quick, we’re headed into hypnospace

Tumblr is still around???

Isnt that like, the entire conceit of a king?

this but unironically

the ad is poison to my soul tho so its still better to delay