I recommend putting a rug underneath so as not to scrape the floor. Also I broke at least two similar looking bedframes having sex in them, so either don’t or just put the mattress on the floor

I’m not Canadian, but it’s seems obvious to me Canada would definitely put up a fight

I’m assuming Kim Jong-Un will be the guest of honor to this not-the-birthday-boy military parade?

I heard the sarcasm cristal clear when I read it the first time