FuglyDuck

Six seven actually made it into the dictionary? That was quick,

By screaming “you can’t fire me! I QUIT!!”

Send the invoice to Soros!

“Planet keeps nuking itself, wonders why interstellar tourism is in decline.”

Pretty sure the prime directive says “if they’ve nuked themselves hundreds of times… DONOTGOTHERE!!!”

(Of course they went there. What could go wrong?)

I personally suspect that if aliens actually did show up to earth, they wouldn’t be content to remain in the shadows.

Basically, the native life is the only thing that would be of interest. we (that is life,) are the only things that are actually unique to this particular system. If it’s simple curiosity about things, they could study us from a distance, without ever revealing themselves to us (or the government.)

Which leaves a few reasons for why they’d come here:

• Genocidal freaks who have some biological or cultural imperative to kill everything that’s not them.
• Space Mormons coming to share their faith.
• Space evangelicals. They’re like Space Mormons, except turn into the first group when you politely decline.

Either way… we’d know they’d be here.

when you see nazis doing nazis shit and ignoring it… it can be illegal.

Shut the fuck up, Hilary.

We all know they’re paying you to say that.

We also all see what is happening in Gaza. Stop the fucking gaslighting and excuses. You lost to Trump in part because of this condescension and patronizing.

You may have read the article, but the article doesn’t tell the whole story and only focuses on one of the groups. The others were in fact your run of the mill conservative grifters looting things.

Should they have vetted them more thoroughly? Yes, probably. But it was also Covid and they were responding to a food crisis.

NYT is shitting the bed on this one, and outside of some of our more rabid republicans in MN, no one is really buying it here. You know. The kind of republicans that think they’re putting litter boxes in elementary schools, for the students.

I’d rather clamp them slowly in a machinist’s floor vice.

Pic for reference.

Trump should go back to where he came from.

That is to say, Hell.

because ramming innocent people in giant SUV’s isn’t satisfying enough.

Yeah. Better check that code for back doors.

So goodbye Yellowstone.

Also, they were pushing ads for ICE recruitment.

True.

can’t boycott any harder.

but BiscuitTop + Bacon + Eggs + BiscuitBottom is definitely better than biscuit, or bacon or eggs.

So do it.

That’s a slur against hippos.

Sure hippos are murderous bastards that hold grudges for eternity. But at least they don’t make excuses for it.