It’s a really dull activity, right up until you fish out a gun or an UXO…

Like we needed another reason…

What kind of moron puts a Microsoft product on a spacecraft computer? These astronauts will be lucky to make it back to earth.

He’ll die, but will the next ruler be elected or appointed? That’s the big question.

Raising the temperature price, little by little…

At this point I’d think a good number of folks either don’t remember or simply never experienced cable/satellite TV.

Hard to compare against something you’ve never experienced.

Do what you want, 'cause a Pirate is Free!

Does America even make any consumer routers?

Why would the DNC fix it; I thought your supreme leader had everything under control? Isn’t he going to make America great, or do you need someone else to clean up his mess?

So thaaats why orientation is in the office across the street…

I hope they do park it in the straight, AND I hope Iran sinks it with a cheap rpg.

Your neighborhood is using more power as time goes on, so instead of updating your power grid with the funds you’ve been shoveling into our pockets; we’re just going to shut off half your stuff for you. No, you’re not getting a lower bill either; in fact, we’re going to bill you extra for the privilege of using power during ‘peak’ hours (you know, when everyone is awake and using power as expected).

Let me know how it goes, lmao

You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth: it’s all this guys fault the world sucks.

buys cloud storage

uses it as swap space

You can probably figure out how, but actually performing the work entirely alone is going to suck. Even if just to move the large pieces around and hold/lift them in place; you’re going to want a friend to help out.

State criminal charges are not subject to federal pardons either.

‘Monetary Sanctions’

Fuck you; ISSUE ARREST WARRANTS YOU SPINELESS CUNT