I want to know how they estimated that

I imagine being in tact would feel better because it’d be protected like it’s supposed to. I haven’t had any issues with the underwear, but I did recently find underwear down at the Walmart that has a separate compartment specifically for your junk. It’s an absolute game changer. No more awkward ball pulling!

I was just messing with you, I am bored!

Hey, I like my weiner!

I do wish I had that cheese pocket though…

If I’m not mistaken, the FGM they’re referring to is cutting off their clitoris.

To compare to circumcision would mean just trimming the clitoral hood exposing the clitoris, not cutting it off.

I’m circumcised, they didn’t cut the entire tip off, I can still use the lil guy. Also, like the other dude said, women tend to be relieved to find out you’re circumcised.

I see where you’re coming from, but I just don’t think comparing the two is very equal.

Thank you, I appreciate that

What’s the first song that plays in the car?

I am not in a position to Shazam it.

I saw one in person 2 days ago. I took a picture, and none of my coworkers think it’s a real picture (or that I took it).

It was surreal. I could see it coming from WAY down the road and I was thinking to myself “there is absolutely no way I am seeing a cybertruck right now”

I am dumbfounded they actually made them. I still can’t believe what I saw the other day

I work on copiers for a living. Seriously, fuck HP.

I swear they’re designed not to be worked on. Just speaking of the fuser on any Laserjet photocopier, they heat up and cool down constantly. Obviously stuff is going to break and it needs to be repaired.

HP says fuck you! On the little desktop printers, on some models, you have to take all plastic panels off, and they all connect to each other so good luck getting it put back together right. They’re built exactly like a rubix cube. I literally clip off plastic tabs and just leave it. The customer never knows.

I’ve been through official HP training. They told me “we can’t teach you on a specific model because we average a new model every month, so we’ll just give you a ball park on what to look for”

I stopped calling HP support because they don’t even know their own machines. Shout-out to Laser Pros, they’re the best.

I was walking around one morning and heard that unsettling futuristic electric car noise.

To my surprise, it was an electric school bus! It looked like every other school bus, but the bottom was blue. I saw it take off too, it seemed like it had a lot of giddy up to it.

I am a professional photocopier technician, focusing on office sized, but also desktop laser photocopiers. I am certified in HP, Lexmark, various Xerox models, and various Canon photocopiers.

I say with all of my heart: Fuck HP.

Oh I fully understand that. I am a huge car enthusiast, I see right through it

A tech enthusiast will have all the smart devices in their house.

Somebody that works in tech will shoot the microwave if it beeps when it’s not supposed to.

I watched the mkbhd video on it.

It was like he was trying to make everything sound cool, even though he knows it’s a disappointment.

Oh I’ve practiced so much, I can focus now. I have to meet a lot of “strangers” every day for my job.

Also, I got a book called “how to win friends and influence people”. I’ve been practicing all the techniques the book teaches on people and it absolutely works. I haven’t read a book since high school. It’s very well written!

Edit: the book specifically talks about sales a lot. That book is especially useful for sales.

If I’m making eye contact with you, I have no idea what you’re saying.

This is sad! I have so many great memories on Omegle.

I have a logitech g920 race wheel. I used to set up my phone as a Webcam and use OBS studio to make it look like I was a YouTuber and I’d go on there and stream BeamNG.

I met people from all over the world, and had some super deep conversations with people. It was like free therapy.

This is why I tell people I was diagnosed in high school, and I give them the name of a well known doctor that retired around that time.

Can I just cash out my karma? I need money lol

What’s Twitter?