What?! No toast and beer? What’s the bloody point then? I’d rather go to Bognor.

What’s really frustrating about Liz Truss is she is too stupid to understand how stupid she is. If she could wrap her head around that, she might just shut up and we’d never have to hear from her again.

Was it a dehumidifier by marriage? A step dehumidifier is quite the thing apparently.

My washing machine keeps asking to be connected to the WiFi. 2 years I’ve been ignoring it, which has been very convenient. I think it just wants to watch porn.

Are impeachment rules the same as for a President? Would he then have to be voted out?

The highest point of the Netherlands is Mount Scenery on Saba in the Caribbean.