Where do you get clover seed? I can’t find it locally.

I have not ONCE ever watered my lawn. I will let it turn brown, I don’t care.

That will look fine out west. Over here in the midwest it would look like Jurassic Park after a year. I’d rather mow a lawn then pick weeds ad infinitum.

I mean, how many people do you know that actually do this? I’ve seen ONE in my lifetime.

I’m doing it for free, unfortunately.

It’s all the same platform though, right,?

There’s not a lot of people here and I expect it to stay that way. I do not foresee the Fediverse growing that much, but I could be wrong.

“Here’s a bunch of lies. We are going to track the fuck out of your dumb ass.”

Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

I know you are trying and that’s important, but don’t take things too seriously, brother.

You’re a good person if you even think about trying to do the right thing. All roads lead to the heat death of the universe.

Enjoy the ride.

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

I buy from Walmart. Who cares? Not all of Lemmy are perfectionist lifestyle dweebs. I avoid it when I can, I buy stuff when I can’t.

Do what you can and don’t hate yourself

Yeah, I agree or whatever. Not the same guy though.

Where did you get the tea?

G’hyuck! You’re getting deported!

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

No, different Todd. He’s from Grand Rapids.

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

Brother, uncertainty has been looming since November when that orange anal fistula with a piss-yellow sod hairpiece pursed his soggy, wet, night-crawler, dick wrappers and convinced the tail end of dying generation that brown people are causing Joe Biden to make gas expensive.