What’s “US tourism”?

A pebkac mode.

You’re probably just banned by default.

It’s probably wireless. Everything is nowadays.

I remember the stories my father told me of his early dev days… “so the mainframe we wrote the whole national social security system for had 8K of RAM”.

Just a few more billions guys, real close now! Maybe a few dozen more after that, but it’s really getting there!
Oh, look a squirrel!

There’s many new jobs opening in the AI sector, pedalling on dynamo bikes.

Their fucking calculator can’t even calculate. Big fucking whoop.

And people keep shovelling money in their bottomless maw. The world is mad.

Windows never was a reference of clean programming, but it seems to me that the UI bugs in 11 are much worse than in previous versions. Which suggests that many other invisible bugs are present in the core system.

Disclaimer: I don’t use windows much, so I might be wrong.

Well, if you have a trenchcoat, maybe?

Hey mister, fancy some RAM? DDR5… The real stuff… no?

Sir? Looking for some RAM?

There’s a few chips for cache on hard drives.

Neo-it.

Now we know how his buildings are made. It’s probably best not to live in, or even next to one.

But then won’t your rack look a bit empty?

The Cadets were told that they would be in “near space” (as opposed to “outer space”), causing only a 30% loss of gravity, which was compensated by “gravity generators” built into the ship; this highly improbable explanation was believed.

Mind boggling.

It’s only 21:00, we still have lots of time!

Sadly, dictionaries will likely edit their definitions one of these days.

1080 will look a bit small on my screen, but if that’s what I have to put up with…

That’s when I build my current machine. Looks like upgrading is off the menu. Again.

Soooo many raspberry pis…