

Yo, I make breakfast with that thing. Crack a couple of eggs and put it right on the burner. Kinda hard to eat out of, though.
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.


Yo, I make breakfast with that thing. Crack a couple of eggs and put it right on the burner. Kinda hard to eat out of, though.


Or by the bran content. Or by the protein content. Flour measurements in recipes are a lie…


It’s gonna suck when your recipe calls for dark matter. (Also, to scroll to the recipe you have to read the entire history of the universe.) Edit: missed a letter


Get the PYREX with all caps. Got my 500 mL erlenmeyer flask and I’m never going back.


Ha! It always does feel slimy. I wonder how some people are capable of turning off that sense of self-reflection.
Good effort, but I’m going to default to writing with a pointy stick and my own blood like usual. I’m not allowed back at the DMV.


AUDIO GOES BRRRRRRR


Ooooh! Gold plated cables! That’ll reduce the resistance by several milliohms!


I mean, nobody REALLY deserves it. Driving consumerism seems misanthropic. Marketing and Sales people feel like a drain on society. Anyone is welcome to change my opinion. Sell me this pen.


Yarp. One (many, likely) that’ll take time to move up the courts in order to stop. Judicial and legislative branches don’t have time to keep up.


So the summation is: we should anticipate legal fuckery (like jerrymandering) that undermines democratic voting? That IS accurate. Sorry I misread you there.


Wait, are you making an argument to skip voting in the elections? (Please vote, people.)
I agree with most of your sentiments. Your central point is still a little hazy to me.


And they don’t talk about the brain’s cellular degeneration. Myelin sheathes decaying at the axons. We get zombie rulers.
That’s not his biological son. He married someone with low fidelity.


I don’t have a phone. I just witness. I am posting this by sheer force of will. Someone hire me as you CEO.


*(Percieved) importance.


Oh, shit, I thought they just made Ska music.


A 50-lb bag of bread flour is a little over $30 where I’m from. I think you still have a few loaves to go.


Isn’t this the back plot of the game, Rain World? With the slug cats and the depressed robots stuck on a decaying world when the sapient, organic species all left?
Seems that way through enough experience and empirical evidence. I just wonder what could have happened if we enforced anti-trust law earlier on… they were meant to help prevent monopolistic companies from taking over everything. Maybe it was a lost hope, but I would’ve liked to see the system functioning as intended for once.
Sorry. I ran into that and it was the inspiration for the post in the first place. At least both sides have a ground, I guess?