We need to pour that money into tech innovation to produce a faster and more efficient orphan crushing machine. A faster machine means each crushed orphan suffers for slightly less time. All my effective altruist friends agree

ITAR gon’ give it to ya!

It’s thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals

Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

As long as they keep the rainbow 🌈 socks on, I’ll eat them raw.

$145,849 is very specific salary. Is it a numerology or math puzzle?

HP makes shit printers, but great sauce

Kids getting home from school

Someone broke into my house on Tuesday and installed Linux Mint on my previously windows ThinkPad so I’m setting that up with all my productivity software today.

Fun fact I thought that my sound card was just gradually dying because I lost onboard speaker output 5 years ago, and lost any BT audio output last week, but it all came back after Mint was installed so I guess it was just windows being windows this whole time. I honestly just accepted that she would never speak again from her onboard speakers.

And those cities in that one movie

You ask other, equally inane shit?

USA? You mean North Mexico?

Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.

Check out Burning Rage of a Dying Planet, And other books by Craig Rosebraugh and Leslie James Pickering, like the yearly global dispatches of the ELF to remind yourself what you absolutely should NOT do to disrupt logging, development and corporate greed.

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

Phentermine makes me vibrate at 1200hz

TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

I never use /s. /s is the training wheels of online comments. /s is for cowards. Ride or die baby!

If anyone takes me seriously, it’s their own damn fault.

Just prove you’re not a pedo and they will leave you alone.