Thing is, society hadn’t put the letters ADH&D together yet, and so the virulent-book-club-cult had no idea what they were fomenting in my young, fact-addicted brain with that “punishment”.

Oh, no! Not that briar patch! Don’t throw me in there, ol’ Fox an’ Bear! No! If you throw me down…

[barrel-rolls mid-thrown to flip off the fascists]

🖕🏼 ^{I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.}