To appease the Brits who are rightfully enraged, I have eaten some wonderful food in Great Britain. I have, however, also eaten the absolute worst of the worst I’ve ever tasted there.
To be absolutely fair, the good stuff was mostly from countries you’ve invaded in the past 😅
You mean chicken tikka masala?
Invented by a Pakistani Brit in Glasgow. However you think about it, it’s not Indian.
Invented in response to persistent questions of “where’s the fuckin’ gravy?” followed by threats of mayhem.
Greeh’vie
Fish and chips are kinda okay.
What the hell is going on with your thumb? It looks like a tiny dickhead peeping out from behind its foreskin
Least bad English food
It’s barely passable
Oh god, I just did. How horrible! 😭
To appease the Brits who are rightfully enraged, I have eaten some wonderful food in Great Britain. I have, however, also eaten the absolute worst of the worst I’ve ever tasted there.
To be absolutely fair, the good stuff was mostly from countries you’ve invaded in the past 😅
I’d rather not, thanks.
I’m about to go to sleep and I wouldn’t want to have nightmares.
Or indigestion
Dragons?
It’s easy if you try…