Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month agoTIL that a gram of uranium contains 20 million kcals so if you ate just one gram of uranium you would have enough calories for the rest of your life.message-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squareTIL that a gram of uranium contains 20 million kcals so if you ate just one gram of uranium you would have enough calories for the rest of your life.Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square37linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoAnd also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.
minus-squarejeff 👨💻@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month ago(me, an American) Well, forty isn’t that many.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoVery, very precisely forty.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoUnless it’s cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoWasn’t entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.
minus-squareSantasMagicalComfort@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWould it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?
minus-squaremech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI’m pretty sure you’d die from something else, but I’m no doctor.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoFrom slipping on all the banana peels.
minus-squareMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.
minus-squareIninewcrow@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThe pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.
And also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.
(me, an American) Well, forty isn’t that many.
Very, very precisely forty.
Unless it’s cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
Wasn’t entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.
Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?
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I’m pretty sure you’d die from something else, but I’m no doctor.
From slipping on all the banana peels.
It’s more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.
The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.