And Kamala did worse. What’s your point? That Kamala scored worse than a fascist dictator?

RUN. BETTER. CANDIDATES.

I got it one peace at a time. And it didn’t cost me a dime.

War is peace.

That’s scrum. One of the defining features of scrum is timeboxing meetings. Daily standups are 15 minutes. A two week review should be two hours. Ditto for retrospectives and sprint planning.

A seven hour meeting means the scrum master wasn’t doing their job.

What’s the excuse for Dems losing the second time to Donald?

So he’s incredibly unpopular.

And he’s beat democrats two out of the last thee tries.

Do. The. Math.

100%. “Everything’s fine, stop complaining” wasn’t a good platform in 2016. Or 2020. Or 2024.

Donald walked through a door that liberal democrats opened.

TWICE.

Still blaming Bernie for you picking unelectable candidates.

Then they came for the white women.

The fascist regime is doing what fascist regimes do best. Inspiring poetry.

Don’t worry. The billions Zuck dumped into crypto and NFTs will pay for the billions he dumped into VR.

He’s a genius, dontchaknow.

How Comedy Became a Dystopian Imperial Hell World.

I imagine their crisis of faith will be resolved as soon as there’s a Democrat to vote against.

10x, bro, trust me.

Yeah, what idiot negotiated CUSMA, anyway?

Like China won’t eat Germany’s lunch in India, too?

China is already taking over Europe. Why would Indians pay crazy prices for unreliable European cars?

100%. Love the frog suits.

If it makes you feel better, go nuts.

But they have Face ID, gait ID, they have the signal from your cellular-equipped car, on and on. Even if your phone is “off” it’s transmitting an ID for antitheft purposes. Your smartwatch is leaking your location, and your smart tags.

Leave the car at home? They can track your public transit card via the credit card you used to fill it.

Stay home and post online? Palantir has Reddit posts from deleted accounts they will dig up to torpedo your future political ambitions as they did with Graham Platner.

We are all on the regime’s naughty list. Might as well make the most of it and demonstrate peacefully. And without a mask so you don’t look like an agent provocateur.

It’s Spartacus time.

Bongino is an idiot.

What, MAGA lied?!?!

As I said, that’s nothing new and not particular to Agile.

There are mangers who think LEAN means they can lay everyone off.

Businesspeak has always been used to bamboozle frontline employees and abuse them. Stealing terminology for that from project management isn’t new.