Skilled with the use of a comb

I wonder how many football fields long this thing is?

Very similar experience for me. I said the only good Nazi was a dead Nazi. Permabanned. I don’t miss it at all

Your local ambulance and fire rescue’s budget almost just doubled. And mine, my machines all run on diesel which is now 6.49/ gal where I live. A lot of my budgets were written months ago

Or the Blood Eagle execution the Vikings used to do, yikes 😳

THINK OF THE POOR BABY CARROT!!! 🥕

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I make about $800 more a month now than I did two years ago and I have way less money on hand today. This administration stole my raise from me and will continue to do so :(

Amanda is doing an interview on CNN tomorrow. Hope she is somewhere safe today

Hormel uses only the finest assholes available!

Elect a clown, expect a circus

Damn, I’m friggin super-mega-dad over here. I also literally typed this with one finger