Well, I think you’re someone who is thoughtful and you put good into the world, and I hope a truck load of good comes right back into your life.

That is a bold claim.

Hope you have a happier and better year than ever before.

All good, new job, nice colleagues, supportive boss, fun car. You?

Hey! I remember you from a former life on reddit or lemmy or stackoverflow or something, and always thought of you as a decent person. Good to see you on lemmy.

I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.

If it completely blocked the doorway, yes.

Absolutely this is the plan.

The front end industry is pathologically obsessed with newness. So much unproductive churn.

“This project is DEAD! It hasn’t had a major release in THREE MONTHS!”
“This is the same API this framework had TWO YEARS AGO!”

You know if you know, I guess.

I had a classmate at school who used to boast that he could suck his own dick. We expressed incredulity, but it was a weird flex for one so homophobic.

My wife has had no complaints. Well, not on that topic at least.

You monster!

That’s one mighty big condom.

Pointless to make me feel warm and fuzzy about how much the government cares before actually solving the fixing problem and mass building the council houses. You’re so focussed on what doesn’t matter and won’t make a difference. Symbolism without real change is worse than nothing. It just leads to disillusionment.

You’d get so much more money by taxing amazon and the other tech giants properly. One expensive object isn’t going to save the country, and no amount of money makes anything better unless there’s the political will.

The housing crisis doesn’t exist for lack of money. It exists for lack of political will to invest in vast scale council house building like we did post war.

Governments always find money for the things that are important to them.

Supplying more money won’t fix this. Electing someone who cares about council housing will.

That’s one beautiful finger amputator you’ve got there.

The prime minister writes this speech. The king has to read it out word for word as he officiality opens the new session of parliament.

Just the one?! What?!

I’ve had a few bosses who were great at shielding the team from shit and sticking up for the department in front of everyone. I’d do absolutely anything for them and we all pitched in because it was us.

I applied for my current role partly because I knew who my boss would be and I knew he’d be great. He has my back and I have his. Same is true for the whole team.

• Subscription coding.
• It looks like you’re writing an app. Can I help you with that?
• CrappyCodey
• Clueless coding
• Klutz code
• Mañana coding
• Brain-free coding
• Developerless development
• Self-driving systems
• Humanity-free development
• If claude can do this it can replace management next
• Claude codepirated
• Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
• AI pwned
• I never really understood the codebase in the first place
• Blagger’s code
• I’m so much more valuable to my employer now that I’ve outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.