Diabeetus

But how will you know your dishes are done? Walk over there and open it like some caveman?! /s

3 Get a government bailout and then walk away with the profits

angryupvote

Same as it ever was. Line must go up.
1- make good product, make money
2 - make product worse/charge for standard features
3 - cripple existing products, force people to buy new version

I’ve heard rumors there’s an unsecured unmonitored usbC port on almost all of them. Completely unrelated: Did you know you can buy USBC power devices that overload any port they’re plugged into and fry whatever device they’re connected to? It’s true they sell them on Amazon! What a fun rabbit hole to get lost in, sorry I’m rambling with my completely unconnected train of thoughts!

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The war on drugs is over, the drugs won

Hello fellow Wisconsinite

Don’t worry, we too dumb to die! Yeehaw! Y’all got anymore them ivermectins?

grumble grumble damn kids GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Xai SpaceX RamX CyberRam10! For the finest computer crashes you’ve ever seen!

MBA brain: A bonus today is worth more than the entire planet tomorrow

Genius! Everyone knows flies can’t get around walls!

Don’t forget your alpha brain, the ivermectin gets rid of the bad brain worms but that’s only half of the equation, gotta take alpha brain to get the good brain worms in!

May i join you in shaking our fists at the clouds?

You know, when the government takes your money and gives it to corporations… corporate taxes!

But what about whataboutism? Yes, attack my straw man, good! My strawman can beat up your strawman ! /s

That damn Joe BAMALA again!